Older Football Songs (2010​-​2012)

by My Brother Woody

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released August 17, 2012

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Track Name: Kevin Kilbane
Kevin Kilbane

Thrown in at the deep end in Reykjavik
What the hell were you thinking Mick?
Could have destroyed a lesser man
but not the wonderful
Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin
Kevin Kilbane

Kevin Kilbane
Not just yer average journeyman
Kevin Kilbane
a hundred and ten times how proudly he stands
Kevin Kilbane
no granny gate, no injury fake
Kevin Kilbane
giving it everything he can

Left full, centre mid or out on the wing
a whole hearted hero who'll never give in
brushes off critics with that cheeky grin cos they'll never win
Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin
Kevin Kilbane

Kevin Kilbane
Not just yer average journeyman
Kevin Kilbane
a hundred and ten times how proudly he stands
Kevin Kilbane
no granny gate, no injury fake
Kevin Kilbane
giving it everything he can

He'll never throw his toys outta the pram
There ll never be an incident like in Saipan
He'll never complain, he'll play anywhere cos Kevin Kilbane's
not your average spoilt, pampered football player

Kevin Kilbane
Not just yer average journeyman
Kevin Kilbane
a hundred and ten times how proudly he stands
Kevin Kilbane
no granny gate, no injury fake
Kevin Kilbane
giving it everything he can

There's only one Kevin Kilbane
Track Name: Aldo Vs Yellow Hat
Aldo Vs Yellow Hat

June 24th, 94
Burning up in the Citrus Bowl
Three minutes and I'm still not on
I'm panicking, we're two nil down

Three minutes, ya fuckin cheat!
Yellow hat, you don't know
how much this means
a hundred degrees plus heat
you better make a hasty retreat

Move outta my way yellow hat
yer a dickhead and a twat
Yellow hat yer gonna get a slap
and no piece of papers gonna hold me back

Tommy's off we're down to ten
so why am I still waiting?
The fourth official cant do anything
Yellow hats stuck his big nose in

Three minutes, ya fuckin cheat!
Yellow hat, you don't know
how much this means
a hundred degrees plus heat
you better make a hasty retreat

Move outta my way yellow hat
yer a dickhead and a twat
Yellow hat yer gonna get a slap
and no piece of papers gonna hold me back

"Its the old story give a man a hat, they feel they have their part to play."
"The gentleman in the yellow hat really exists nowhere in the firmament of international football and has no right to interfere in such an officious way"

Three minutes, ya fuckin cheat!
Yellow hat, you don't know
how much, this means
a hundred degrees plus heat
you better make a hasty retreat

Move outta my way yellow hat
yer a dickhead and a twat
Yellow hat yer gonna get a slap
and no piece of papers gonna hold me back

no piece of papers gonna hold me back

"but i have to say the Americans have been very fond of their peaked caps and self importance"
Track Name: Carlos Dreams of World Cup Glory - Honduras 2010 World Cup Song (Bonus)
Carlos Dreams of World Cup Glory

Last picked again, no surprise
Carlos stay in goal, don't dare come off your line
Give me a chance I just wanna score goals
Carlos we could play all day and you would still never score.

Youve got the

Turning circle of a cart horse,
Turning slower than Tegucigalpa city bus.
Cant tackle, can't pass, not an ounce of class
Youre the worst player in all of Honduras

Boots are running me into place again.
Connect so sweetly, another goal flies in.
with dead shots boots I score everytime I shoot
Not so long ago I couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

Youve got a

Goal scoring prowess this countries never seen
Goal poaching instincts that grace Honduran dreams
All you need is a half decent cross
Youre the best player in all of Honduras

64 minutes on the clock
David Suazo with an inch perfect cross
Carlos Pavon trademark bullet header
El Salvador 0 Honduras 1
South Africa on the horizon

Father José Delgado, Manuel José Arce
Juan José Cañas, Carlos Hernández, Álvaro Torres
Jorge Gonzalez, are you listening?

Your boys took one hell of a beating!
Your boys took one hell of a beating!