Older Football Songs (2010​-​2012)

by My Brother Woody

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Kevin Kilbane Thrown in at the deep end in Reykjavik What the hell were you thinking Mick? Could have destroyed a lesser man but not the wonderful Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kilbane Kevin Kilbane Not just yer average journeyman Kevin Kilbane a hundred and ten times how proudly he stands Kevin Kilbane no granny gate, no injury fake Kevin Kilbane giving it everything he can Left full, centre mid or out on the wing a whole hearted hero who'll never give in brushes off critics with that cheeky grin cos they'll never win Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Kilbane Kevin Kilbane Not just yer average journeyman Kevin Kilbane a hundred and ten times how proudly he stands Kevin Kilbane no granny gate, no injury fake Kevin Kilbane giving it everything he can He'll never throw his toys outta the pram There ll never be an incident like in Saipan He'll never complain, he'll play anywhere cos Kevin Kilbane's not your average spoilt, pampered football player Kevin Kilbane Not just yer average journeyman Kevin Kilbane a hundred and ten times how proudly he stands Kevin Kilbane no granny gate, no injury fake Kevin Kilbane giving it everything he can There's only one Kevin Kilbane
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Aldo Vs Yellow Hat June 24th, 94 Burning up in the Citrus Bowl Three minutes and I'm still not on I'm panicking, we're two nil down Three minutes, ya fuckin cheat! Yellow hat, you don't know how much this means a hundred degrees plus heat you better make a hasty retreat Move outta my way yellow hat yer a dickhead and a twat Yellow hat yer gonna get a slap and no piece of papers gonna hold me back Tommy's off we're down to ten so why am I still waiting? The fourth official cant do anything Yellow hats stuck his big nose in Three minutes, ya fuckin cheat! Yellow hat, you don't know how much this means a hundred degrees plus heat you better make a hasty retreat Move outta my way yellow hat yer a dickhead and a twat Yellow hat yer gonna get a slap and no piece of papers gonna hold me back "Its the old story give a man a hat, they feel they have their part to play." "The gentleman in the yellow hat really exists nowhere in the firmament of international football and has no right to interfere in such an officious way" Three minutes, ya fuckin cheat! Yellow hat, you don't know how much, this means a hundred degrees plus heat you better make a hasty retreat Move outta my way yellow hat yer a dickhead and a twat Yellow hat yer gonna get a slap and no piece of papers gonna hold me back no piece of papers gonna hold me back "but i have to say the Americans have been very fond of their peaked caps and self importance"
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Carlos Dreams of World Cup Glory Last picked again, no surprise Carlos stay in goal, don't dare come off your line Give me a chance I just wanna score goals Carlos we could play all day and you would still never score. Youve got the Turning circle of a cart horse, Turning slower than Tegucigalpa city bus. Cant tackle, can't pass, not an ounce of class Youre the worst player in all of Honduras Boots are running me into place again. Connect so sweetly, another goal flies in. with dead shots boots I score everytime I shoot Not so long ago I couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. Youve got a Goal scoring prowess this countries never seen Goal poaching instincts that grace Honduran dreams All you need is a half decent cross Youre the best player in all of Honduras 64 minutes on the clock David Suazo with an inch perfect cross Carlos Pavon trademark bullet header El Salvador 0 Honduras 1 South Africa on the horizon Father José Delgado, Manuel José Arce Juan José Cañas, Carlos Hernández, Álvaro Torres Jorge Gonzalez, are you listening? Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

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released August 17, 2012

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