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Keep it on the ground
no more high balls in
with my 50p shaped head
you know how that's gonna end

Ball at my feet
I can do anything
Pass, move, shoot
Great goal, another win

But there's always one big problem...

Heptagonal shaped
attracting open mouth gapes
that same fans chant, fills me with dread
hes got a 50p, hes got a 50p head, 50p head

Any direction
The ball can go its a
Total lottery
Squirm as the crowd mocks me

Another aimless hoof
from our centre back
Screams, get yer head on it
Dunno to cry or laugh

but oooooohhhhhh here comes that chant again


from Random Football Musings Set to Music, released August 15, 2014


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